Christmas Homily : Joke 1) It was Christmas Eve in a supermarket
and a woman was anxiously picking over the last few remaining turkeys in the
hope of finding a large one. In desperation she called over a shop assistant
and said "Excuse me. Do these turkeys get any bigger?" "No"
he replied, "They're all dead".
Anecdote: 1) When Pope
Julius I authorized December 25 to be celebrated as the birthday of Jesus in
A.D. 353, who would have ever thought that it would become what it is today? In
1223 when St. Francis of Assisi used a nearby cave and set
up a manger filled with straw and his friend, Vellita, brought in an ox and a
donkey, as in the Bethlehem
original, nobody imagined how that novel idea was going to evolve through
centuries. When Professor Charles Follen lit candles on the
first Christmas tree in America
in 1832, who would have ever thought that the decorations would become as
elaborate as they are today? There is an unproved legend that Martin Luther is
responsible for the first Christmas tree. This story says that one Christmas
Eve, about the year 1500, he was walking through the snow-covered woods and was
struck by the beauty of the trees in the snow. Their branches, dusted with
snow, shimmered in the moonlight. When he got home, he set up a small fir tree
and shared the story with his children. He decorated the Christmas tree with
small candles, which he lighted in honor of Christ's birth. For us, each yearly
approach of December 25 gives us one more opportunity to pause, and in the
midst of all the commercialized excitement, elaborate decorations and expensive
gifts which mark Christmas in our day, to consider again the event of Christmas
and the Person Whose birth we celebrate.
Joke 2) ) Mark Twain refers to it in one of his
books. He recalls a visit to the Holy Land and a stay in Capernaum. It was a moonlit night, so he
decided to take his wife on a romantic boat ride on the Sea
of Galilee. Twain asked a man in a rowboat how much he would
charge to take them out on the water. The man saw Twain's white suit, white
shoes and white hat and supposed he was a rich Texan. So he said the cost would
be twenty-five dollars. Twain walked away as he said, "Now I know why
Jesus walked."
Event 1) A certain
missionary was working in a rural African village that had no easy access to
good drinking water. People walked for miles to the nearest river to get water.
With his encouragement the people undertook a self-help project to sink a
borehole. The local government supplemented the people's efforts and a borehole
was sunk in the village. In the meantime the missionary had left the village.
Soon the village was enjoying fresh and clean drinking water from the borehole.
So they wrote the missionary to come and see them and the great difference the
borehole had made in the village. He went back to the village and rejoiced with
them for the borehole that now gave fresh, clean water on demand. Then he
decided to go round and visit some of his old friends. He entered the house of
an old woman and asked her to give me a cup of the borehole water to drink. To
his surprise she said that there was no drinking water in the house. "But
the village now has water," he said. "Yes," she replied,
"but the trouble is with my grandson who lives with me. I tell him to go
and get water from the borehole and he wouldn't listen to me. All he does is
run about and play."
There you are! You
see, it is possible for someone to die of thirst in a village that has abundant
drinking water. Why? Because there is no way the water out there in the
borehole can become your own personally until you lift your foot to go there
and draw the water that already belongs to you. The water in the borehole is
yours by right. You are entitled to it. But you need to do something to claim
this right before it can become your own personally, before it can actually
quench your thirst. So is the good news of great joy that God showers on the
world at Christmas. We still need to do something, make a little effort, before
we can personally experience this joy in our lives, in our families, and in our
world.
How do we do that?
Well, that is rather easy to explain but pretty hard to practice, so I'll
explain. Look at the word JOY. You see that it is made up of three letters:
first J, then O, and lastly Y. J stands for Jesus, O for Others, and Y for You.
Joy therefore is: Jesus, Others, before You. To know joy in
our lives we need to place Jesus first in everything. Secondly, we need to try
to please others before trying to please yourself. That is the recipe for joy.
That is how we can convert the Christmas "joy to the world" into a
personal "joy in my life" now and always.
As we listen to
the Christmas story we would do well to pay attention to the various people and
groups of people that are mentioned and see whether they try to please Jesus
and others before themselves, or whether they seek their own interests first.
You will discover that those who practice J-O-Y are the ones who enjoy peace
and joy, and that those who practice "self first" are always the
unhappy and miserable ones. Here are a few examples.
Joke 3) A friend was in front of me coming out of
church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to
shake hands. He noticed a young man who showed up in the church for Christmas
and Easter as Poinsettias & Easter Lilies do. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled
him aside. Pastor said, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My
friend said, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor
questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and
Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the Secret Service."
On
the negative side we have the innkeeper who turned Joseph and Mary out in the
cold night while he enjoyed the warmth of the inn. There's also Herod who
wanted above all his job security as king to the point that he was prepared to
kill Jesus and others. These people never get to experience the joy of the good
news. On the positive side, consider the shepherds who leave everything they
own, their flock, in the bush and go to adore Jesus first. Or the magi, the
wise men from the East who leave the security of their homeland and make a long
and dangerous journey to Bethlehem just to worship the new-born Jesus and give
him gifts. These are the one's who receive God's favour, the ones who
experience in their hearts the true peace and joy of Christmas. Let us today
resolve to follow their good example by always placing Jesus and others before
self and then the joy of Christmas will always be ours.